1 00:00:55,100 --> 00:01:01,700 -Are there people in this room? Who's relationship lasts more than 5 years? 2 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:09,160 And there are those who have relationships last more than 10 years? 3 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:23,400 So, tell me: why is it so hard? maintain relationships in the modern world? 4 00:01:23,860 --> 00:01:25,400 Yes. 5 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,156 - I don't have enough patience. 6 00:01:28,180 --> 00:01:31,300 - Very difficult to meet your person in this world. 7 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:36,540 - I've been married for 16 years and I think The key to success is to cook well. 8 00:01:41,740 --> 00:01:46,756 - I think we need to contact for professional help from an astrologer, 9 00:01:46,780 --> 00:01:49,460 and he will make quality selection of options. 10 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:54,356 - The main thing is not to read books: How to save a relationship? 11 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:56,356 - Don't lose your ability be fascinated by each other. 12 00:01:56,380 --> 00:02:00,100 - Tell each other more often: I love you. 13 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:02,496 - I have been married for 7 years, we are expecting a boy. 14 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:07,456 I believe that the key to success is to practice sex at breakfast, lunch and dinner. 15 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,620 And you will be happy, friends. 16 00:02:12,380 --> 00:02:14,376 - Marriage kills love. 17 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,400 - Marriage kills love... 18 00:02:17,460 --> 00:02:20,800 You have a ring on your finger. Are you married? 19 00:02:22,420 --> 00:02:23,836 - Yes, I'm married. 20 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:26,100 - Does marriage mean a lot to you? 21 00:02:26,740 --> 00:02:31,020 - I don't know. I don't ask myself such questions. 22 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:35,616 Life also has little meaning, but we live. 23 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:37,800 And there is nothing to be done about it. 24 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,140 - But you can divorce your husband. 25 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:41,640 - With life too. 26 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:46,520 - Well, yes. That's why I love Russia. 27 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:51,220 Here in every person A true philosopher is slumbering. 28 00:02:51,980 --> 00:02:53,956 Well, what other versions? 29 00:02:53,980 --> 00:02:57,000 - Because today it is impossible to save love. 30 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:03,060 - That's it. This and is the topic of my book. 31 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:07,520 And as you know, this is the theme our meeting today. 32 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:15,420 How to preserve love in the modern world? 33 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:32,400 - I remember a wonderful moment, you appeared before me. 34 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:41,480 - Weigh it. 35 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:43,076 - I? 36 00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:44,676 - What are you doing? 37 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:46,356 Are you crazy at all? 38 00:03:46,380 --> 00:03:49,136 - I'm tired already! Every day the same thing. 39 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:50,840 - Should I weigh it? 40 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,116 - Seriously? 41 00:04:35,140 --> 00:04:36,056 - What did you say? 42 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:39,636 - I said: Koshkin, you admit that used violence against citizen Belkina, 43 00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:41,636 when did she refuse to pay? 44 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:42,916 - I didn’t use anything. 45 00:04:42,940 --> 00:04:45,880 I told her: you don’t want to pay - let me hold your tit. 46 00:04:46,140 --> 00:04:48,960 - You wanted to hold a tit, didn’t you? 47 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:52,020 Come on, show me how you did it. 48 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,200 - For what? 49 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:59,880 - Blunt. Then it's investigative experiment. Come on, let's get up. 50 00:05:00,180 --> 00:05:02,276 I can handle the guy, everything is fine. 51 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:05,060 - No, I tried first but then I changed my mind. 52 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:08,276 - Why did you turn on Mother Teresa? So this is a new article. 53 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:08,936 - Which? 54 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:09,780 - Newspaper. 55 00:05:10,580 --> 00:05:12,500 Why are we laughing? 56 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:15,876 Giving false testimony. 57 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:17,176 - Up to 5 years. 58 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:18,356 - Shall we steam, guys? 59 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:20,356 - Easily. 60 00:05:20,380 --> 00:05:21,460 - Show me. 61 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:23,980 Fast! 62 00:05:28,420 --> 00:05:31,060 - This was my peak sex life this year. 63 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,480 - What are you, Koshkin, oh...? 64 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,136 - Sorry, I got carried away. 65 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:35,976 - Pervert. 66 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000 - Up to 5 years. 67 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:44,520 - Come on, show me what You also did it with Belkina. 68 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,700 - Actually, I'm doing well. 69 00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:54,420 At work I am valued and respected. 70 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:58,100 I'm not alone. I'm just still I haven't met my person. 71 00:05:59,820 --> 00:06:01,520 Why date just anyone? 72 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:10,320 I wonder what he'll be like this is my man. 73 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,500 Maybe I'll meet him tomorrow? 74 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:30,936 - Girl, do you know? that you don’t have a body, but a Ferrari? 75 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:32,840 -Are you completely crazy? 76 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:34,976 Confused a gym with a brothel? 77 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,296 What kind of Ferrari, nah...? Do you want to go for a ride? 78 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:39,676 So it will happen. 79 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,656 - What article? 80 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:43,116 - Newspaper, damn... What article? 81 00:06:43,140 --> 00:06:46,136 133 Criminal Code Russian Federation. 82 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,516 Maybe we can arrange a gay tour for you? in Russian prisons? So I can. 83 00:06:49,540 --> 00:06:51,540 - No need. 84 00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:54,580 - Duped? 85 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:59,020 - Wow. Body like a Ferrari. 86 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:03,736 Why am I so afraid of men? 87 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,900 Or maybe it's all about mom? 88 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,436 - Remember: men are evil. 89 00:07:08,460 --> 00:07:10,796 They are all like your so-called father. 90 00:07:10,820 --> 00:07:15,476 So never give them reason to think that you are interested in them. 91 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,836 And never take the first step. 92 00:07:17,860 --> 00:07:20,456 There was no such thing in our family there will be no prostitutes. 93 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:23,936 - Mom, why are you wearing makeup then? every day? 94 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,880 So that men are afraid to approach you? 95 00:07:27,340 --> 00:07:29,880 - For myself, daughter. For myself. 96 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,496 -Who are prostitutes? 97 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:36,756 - Do you remember how Aunt Adele Did Aunt Sveta get drunk at her birthday party? 98 00:07:36,780 --> 00:07:37,860 - I remember. 99 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,336 - So, they are even worse. 100 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,756 - I don't want to be a prostitute. 101 00:07:42,780 --> 00:07:45,556 -Then never respond to compliments. 102 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:49,516 and do not accept anything from unknown men. 103 00:07:49,540 --> 00:07:51,116 Don't upset mom. 104 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:51,516 Don't upset mom. Don't upset mom. 105 00:07:51,540 --> 00:07:53,516 Don't upset mom. 106 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:55,100 Don't upset mom... 107 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:12,260 - Girl, tell me, can I have these? 108 00:08:13,140 --> 00:08:14,416 - No, you can’t. 109 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:15,536 - Why? 110 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:18,236 - Why do you need them? You still have no one. 111 00:08:18,260 --> 00:08:20,260 Who will you show them to? 112 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:24,156 Better take these. Some grandmother left it in the fitting room. 113 00:08:24,180 --> 00:08:27,220 Just what you need. Great model. 114 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:37,376 - How do you know... 115 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,956 - That you don’t have a sex life? 116 00:08:38,980 --> 00:08:41,100 Everyone knows about this. 117 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:51,540 - Yes, we know. 118 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,496 - What's the matter? 119 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:20,936 - Can? 120 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:21,916 - No. 121 00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:24,016 - Can I call the phone? 122 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:26,476 My mom just asked me to call back, and my phone died. 123 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,580 And you have a password. 124 00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:31,056 Okay, thanks. 125 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,276 - Please. 126 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:35,516 - Thank God you speak Russian. And then I thought I needed to learn Afghan. 127 00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:37,516 - Do you think I came down from the mountains? 128 00:09:37,540 --> 00:09:39,056 Bad way to meet someone. 129 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:42,236 - You still speak without an accent. Overall class. 130 00:09:42,260 --> 00:09:45,436 Although I honestly hoped in my heart, that you are a student from Iraq. 131 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,436 Or maybe from Iran. 132 00:09:47,460 --> 00:09:51,816 I've never had sex with Arabs or with Arab women. 133 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:52,716 You understand me. 134 00:09:52,740 --> 00:09:53,856 - From which Iraq? 135 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,016 In Europe everyone accepts me as one of their own. 136 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:59,256 - It's clear. There's a lot there now refugees from the Middle East. 137 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,216 - I love Russian jokes. 138 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:06,156 - No, not just a refugee, but at least Miss Afghanistan. 139 00:10:06,180 --> 00:10:08,156 - What? 140 00:10:08,180 --> 00:10:09,776 - Brigitte Bardot of the Middle East. 141 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:10,756 - She is 90 years old. 142 00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:12,756 - Yes, and you are not 20. 143 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,696 Although you look quite young. 144 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,116 - Actually, Russia is multicultural country. Not only Russians live here. 145 00:10:17,140 --> 00:10:19,436 - Yes, and I am more than ever very happy about this. 146 00:10:19,460 --> 00:10:22,076 It turns out we have a son he will be a mulatto, like Timati. 147 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:22,536 - What? 148 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:23,816 - You like rap, no? 149 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:24,516 - No. 150 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:27,096 - What I mean is that our Timati, our baby - 151 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,940 Let's not blame him if he suddenly loves rap. 152 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:33,336 Why condemn him? The main thing is so that he likes it. 153 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:35,016 - Yes, free. 154 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:36,916 - I'm not free, I'm busy. 155 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,576 I really like you and I can't leave. 156 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:39,180 - You're being rude to me. 157 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:43,536 - I understand. But I'm not really a rude person. I'm actually a very shy person. 158 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,456 I'm almost autistic. 159 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,236 - And this is visible. 160 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:47,956 - No, really. Just I have this situation. 161 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:52,496 When I'm worried I say some hat for which I am ashamed later. 162 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,856 And now I'm worried. 163 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:58,900 And this must be understood and accepted. I followed you for a whole kilometer. 164 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,016 And this is not a hat. 165 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:04,016 I walked and thought all the time how to talk to such a beauty. 166 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,136 - Okay, stop. Have you been following me? 167 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:06,916 - No. 168 00:11:06,940 --> 00:11:08,656 Yes. No, I mean I was walking. 169 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,356 - I didn’t notice. 170 00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:11,396 Are you a maniac? 171 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:13,036 - I have never had such fantasies before. 172 00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:16,896 About to tie or hitting someone in the face during sex - no. 173 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,756 I'm not a master at these things. 174 00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:20,936 But if you want, I can. 175 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,960 - Where did you get the idea that I like it? 176 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,916 - You said “maniac” somehow with hope, or something. 177 00:11:26,940 --> 00:11:28,116 - With hope? 178 00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:29,896 - I am not responsible for what I say now. 179 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,476 Because I'm kind of high right now. 180 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:34,536 - So, you are the People's Commissariat? Article 228. Great. 181 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,616 - No, I'm not a drug addict. 182 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:41,416 I meant that you affect me like grass, in a good way. 183 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,316 That is, if you were me and looked at myself from the outside, 184 00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:45,176 You'd go nuts. 185 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,996 You're so... - What? 186 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:49,296 - Awesome. 187 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:54,900 That is, I look at you and think: Damn, what a great life. 188 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,600 Even now my head is a little dizzy. 189 00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:58,820 - Great, thank you. 190 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,136 Only cold coffee. 191 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:03,640 - Great, I'll buy it. Which? 192 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:07,036 - Actually, I don't accept gifts. from strangers. 193 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,120 - Fine. 194 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,636 I'm Victor, DJ. 195 00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:11,780 - DJ? 196 00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:17,396 - Here, now. Telephone. Oh, it's charged. 197 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:21,276 I rubbed it against my pants and charged up to 12%. 198 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:23,440 This happens. Look. 199 00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:30,420 Don't send me away now. Give me a chance to surprise you. 200 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,756 - In general, everything is fine in my personal life. 201 00:12:33,780 --> 00:12:34,436 Everything is fine. 202 00:12:34,460 --> 00:12:35,980 -Will you go on a date with me? 203 00:12:36,780 --> 00:12:39,820 - Okay, okay. You can buy me coffee. 204 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,016 - Great. I'll buy it. 205 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:43,916 - Caramel latte. 206 00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:44,696 - Super. 207 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,476 - But you don’t buy anything except coffee. 208 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:51,200 - Then I buy coffee, we drink it, and then we decide how we will mix. 209 00:13:08,940 --> 00:13:10,116 - DJ? 210 00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,036 - So what? 211 00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:12,696 But touching. 212 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:16,056 - He is arrogant and fluffy. Did you hear what he told you? 213 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,156 But you don’t know him at all. 214 00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:21,056 - Mom, I don’t know anyone at all, because I don't know anyone. 215 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,836 I liked it. I want to decide for myself. 216 00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:26,236 - Of course, you have to decide everything yourself. 217 00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:28,316 But he's not right for you. 218 00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:30,456 - How will I know who is right for me? 219 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,480 - Your heart will tell you. 220 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:34,860 - Well, mom... 221 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:40,600 - You know, I wish you only the best. Don't upset mom. 222 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:53,060 - Skeletons in the closet are afraid of the dark. 223 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:57,260 The worldwide network is bursting from the load. 224 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:03,116 The two of us got one parachute. 225 00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:07,920 So, let's jump together and fly. 226 00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:16,160 You are so beautiful, my love. 227 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:25,100 How many likes you and I have. 228 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:37,640 I'm standing in the rain with someone else's kitten. 229 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:42,636 You are celebrating spring in a smart dress. 230 00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:47,536 We are all waiting for something, going somewhere. 231 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:52,360 And we pay all the time, and prices rise. 232 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,840 You are so beautiful... 233 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:18,200 - Yes, you are in love. 234 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,180 And very strongly. 235 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:24,960 If you ignore it - the consequences will be dire. 236 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,480 - Will I die? 237 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:35,560 - No. Everything is much worse. 238 00:15:36,780 --> 00:15:38,480 You will live. 239 00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:44,820 Long and painful. 240 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,636 - How will I know who is right for me? 241 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:19,000 - Your heart will tell you. 242 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:09,376 - Guys, what's going on? 243 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,800 - Now you will find out everything. 244 00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:16,580 - Well, hello, Victor. 245 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:20,796 - What's happening? 246 00:17:20,820 --> 00:17:22,416 - No, no, no, now I’m asking questions. 247 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,356 - Fine. 248 00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:24,676 - Is there a girl? 249 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:25,576 - No. 250 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:26,396 - Exactly? 251 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,156 - Exactly. 252 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,180 - Fine. Next question. 253 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,880 Do you really think I'm beautiful? 254 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:33,636 - Yes. 255 00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:36,616 I think you are dazzlingly beautiful. 256 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,640 - Fine. 257 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,456 Last question: is your offer still valid? 258 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,456 - What application? 259 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,580 - Offer. 260 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,400 - Yes. 261 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,960 - Then let's go. 262 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,996 - You're on duty. 263 00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:56,236 - No, I have a day off today. 264 00:17:56,260 --> 00:18:00,476 I'm just more comfortable communicating with men, when I... 265 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,836 - Are you a cop? 266 00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:03,516 - Yes, why, are there any problems? 267 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:07,020 - No, on the contrary. It's very sexy. 268 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,020 - Tell. 269 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,540 - Well, shall we go? 270 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:25,916 - What are you doing? 271 00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:27,176 - Lord, mom! 272 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:27,976 - Come to your senses. 273 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,360 - I'm in myself. 274 00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:31,756 - You'll regret it. 275 00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:33,776 - I'll regret it if I don't. 276 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,636 - I don't recognize you. What happened to my girl? 277 00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:39,760 - Mom, you are my age I already had a 15-year-old daughter. 278 00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:41,516 I'm just not a girl anymore. 279 00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:43,540 - Who are you? 280 00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:47,836 - I'm an adult, smart, beautiful, sexy woman. 281 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,536 - Lord, what are you saying... 282 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:54,356 Don't want to listen to me - Listen to Uncle Anmar. 283 00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:55,800 - Hello, uncle... 284 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:01,496 - No one can tell her. Sister, maybe you can talk some sense into her? 285 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,496 - I don't recognize you. 286 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,976 What happened to our girl? 287 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,796 - Very, very, very I'm very glad to see you all, 288 00:19:07,820 --> 00:19:10,596 only, you know, there’s really no time. 289 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:12,620 Let's discuss everything later. 290 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:20,500 I'll go anyway. I I'm an adult and I can decide for myself! 291 00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:22,996 Mom, tell me! 292 00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:26,136 Why are you pestering me? I'll leave anyway. 293 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,280 Let me go. I'll decide everything myself! 294 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,560 I said: get away from me! 295 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:45,656 - As part of our discussion today we're talking about almost non-existent odds 296 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,480 keep love in the modern world. 297 00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:52,096 Let's look at Belgium, for example. 298 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,520 72% of divorces. 299 00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:58,716 In America and Russia this figure is slightly lower. 300 00:21:58,740 --> 00:22:00,720 Around 50%. 301 00:22:01,340 --> 00:22:03,580 There are, of course, several reasons for this. 302 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:08,136 People began to live better than let's say a century ago. 303 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:12,100 And they can afford to live alone. 304 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:16,656 Women began to earn practically as much as men. 305 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:21,360 And now the husband is for them - not the only source of income. 306 00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:30,300 In my opinion, this is what kills marriage. 307 00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:37,640 On average, a person enters your phone 150 times a day. 308 00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:47,176 Internet and all kinds of social networks gave each of us such an opportunity. 309 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:54,116 Become a famous person, become public, even become a star. 310 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:58,680 We're on Facebook all the time compared with other people. 311 00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:03,536 And very often this comparison turns out not to be in our favor. 312 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:07,916 What to do? Answer: develop. 313 00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:10,936 Every day, every minute. 314 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:16,280 Many of those present go to the gym. Why do we go to the gym? 315 00:23:17,380 --> 00:23:20,270 Because we constantly fail 316 00:23:20,294 --> 00:23:24,180 endless series photos of beautiful people. 317 00:23:25,900 --> 00:23:27,556 With beautiful figures. 318 00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:32,296 We are looking at these photographs photos of our neighbors, 319 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:36,356 former classmates and rush to the gym. 320 00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:41,640 So why not do the same with our inner world? 321 00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:43,116 Yes. 322 00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:45,276 - In which hall do they develop inner peace? 323 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,300 - Good question. 324 00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:53,216 In the library, in the bookstore, in the theater, in the cinema hall, 325 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:58,956 at a concert, in class, at various lectures and trainings. 326 00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:02,820 We evolve to become interesting. 327 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,316 And to stay interesting every day. 328 00:24:07,340 --> 00:24:12,100 Try something new. Just no extremes, please. 329 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:18,300 - Chalkiope said here, beautiful eyes downcast: 330 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:23,596 O Lysimachus, lord cities and the favorite of the gods. 331 00:24:23,620 --> 00:24:27,596 The time has come to take a break from daily worries. 332 00:24:27,620 --> 00:24:34,396 Trust me with your rod, and I will be alone command your world with your lips. 333 00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:36,216 Until dawn. 334 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:40,336 That's it, my dears. Nothing has changed since ancient times. 335 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:44,176 During oral sex the man is completely in our power. 336 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,056 We command. 337 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:51,896 Well, are you ready to feel yourself as mistresses? 338 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,896 - Yes. 339 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,576 - Great. 340 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,940 We take off the chains and remove the hair. 341 00:24:59,980 --> 00:25:02,600 One, two. 342 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,400 We command. 343 00:25:15,460 --> 00:25:19,380 Number 6, why are we sitting here? 344 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,940 - Now. 345 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,680 - Well, how? 346 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,320 - I think that's enough. 347 00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:51,140 - Didn’t you like it? 348 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,876 - No, why? I liked it. 349 00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:59,440 It's just, you know, in my head right now quarterly report. 350 00:26:00,140 --> 00:26:01,440 Let's go on the weekend. 351 00:26:03,740 --> 00:26:04,796 - On the weekend? 352 00:26:04,820 --> 00:26:06,820 - Well, yes. 353 00:26:09,940 --> 00:26:12,736 - All happy families similar to each other. 354 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,776 Every unlucky the family is unhappy in its own way. 355 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,800 Everything was mixed up in the Oblonskys' house. 356 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:22,616 The wife found out that her husband was having an affair who was the French governess in their house. 357 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:26,400 And she announced to her husband that she didn’t can live with him in the same house. 358 00:26:26,740 --> 00:26:27,920 Put... 359 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:29,896 Brindeev, what? 360 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,920 - How did she find out? 361 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:33,776 - I found a note. 362 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,640 Position... - Just like my Uncle Pasha’s. 363 00:26:36,900 --> 00:26:39,676 He also made a mistake on SMS. 364 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:42,856 He swore, of course, that it was for work. 365 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,656 But aunt didn't believe him and sued the apartment. 366 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,896 And if he had erased everything in time, then we would live normally. 367 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,896 - Do you think that cheating on your wife - is this normal? 368 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:57,056 - This is a natural process. We are men, that's how we are made. 369 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,080 We change. 370 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,480 - Are you cheating on me? 371 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,060 - What are you, stupid? 372 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,800 - Brindeev, get out. 373 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,460 - Who is this from? 374 00:27:28,660 --> 00:27:30,460 - For work. 375 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:35,980 - Why did you erase it? 376 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:38,340 - I always do the laundry. 377 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,120 What kind of interrogation? 378 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,400 - Sorry. 379 00:27:55,880 --> 00:28:02,460 Who, I don’t know, is spreading rumors in vain, 380 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:09,560 That I live without sorrows and worries, 381 00:28:12,460 --> 00:28:18,120 That I am the luckiest person in the world, 382 00:28:20,260 --> 00:28:26,680 And always, and in everything I am lucky. 383 00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:32,816 Just like everyone else, like everyone else, like everyone else 384 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,500 I walk and walk on the ground. 385 00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:40,536 And fate, like everyone else, like everyone else 386 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:44,140 I ask myself for happiness. 387 00:28:56,620 --> 00:28:59,800 I ask myself for happiness. 388 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:08,160 Don't believe that I live like in paradise, 389 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:15,640 And trouble passes me by, 390 00:29:18,260 --> 00:29:23,400 In the same way, I get tired in the evening, 391 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:32,260 I feel sad and cry sometimes. 392 00:29:35,260 --> 00:29:38,680 Just like everyone else, like everyone else, like everyone else 393 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:42,740 I walk and walk on the ground. 394 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,320 And fate, like everyone else, like everyone else 395 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,660 I ask myself for happiness. 396 00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:59,340 -Have you eaten? That's it, go. 397 00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:13,440 Faith... 398 00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:17,136 We need to talk. 399 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:22,280 Talk... We need to talk... 400 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,700 - Do you want to divorce me? 401 00:30:30,060 --> 00:30:33,396 - How could you even think that? We are family, we are parents. 402 00:30:33,420 --> 00:30:34,756 Get out of here. 403 00:30:34,780 --> 00:30:35,976 - Forgive me, please. 404 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,456 I just thought: maybe you have some other woman? 405 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:44,020 - That’s what I’m talking about, Verya. wanted to talk to you. 406 00:30:45,780 --> 00:30:49,380 There is no other. Not yet. 407 00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:54,096 But after 15 years together in life anything can happen. 408 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,580 And it will be terrible. 409 00:30:56,980 --> 00:31:01,656 I'll start lying to you, Vera. This will destroy me as a person. 410 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,596 What will happen to our family budget? did you think? 411 00:31:04,620 --> 00:31:06,596 I'll have to take her to restaurants, 412 00:31:06,620 --> 00:31:10,296 on secret dates in a hotel, give her romantic gifts. 413 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,520 And maybe even jewelry. 414 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,920 We can't handle it, Vera. 415 00:31:17,020 --> 00:31:18,700 We have a mortgage. 416 00:31:21,660 --> 00:31:25,000 Yes, at first glance this is a dead end. 417 00:31:27,180 --> 00:31:29,460 But there is a way out. 418 00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:38,256 - Are you bored of each other? Don't be sad. 419 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,756 Find your match on the Swingerlandia website 420 00:31:41,780 --> 00:31:43,600 and switch partners. 421 00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:50,500 Swingerlandia - one pair for every couple. 422 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:58,560 - I’ve already picked out the couples for us. Here, choose. 423 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,960 - Don't know. Maybe these ones are here. 424 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:18,896 Mikhail - designer, Maria is a pastry artist. 425 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:22,476 It seems to me that they intellectually fit. 426 00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:25,520 - Swinger experience - 3 years. 427 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,960 And I like your choice. 428 00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:40,516 - I want you to take off the excess from me. 429 00:32:40,540 --> 00:32:41,616 it's almost claustrophobic. 430 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,136 And somewhere there we cross in person, and I'm already naked. 431 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,736 I want you to take me off the hanger 432 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,636 I'm like a useless doll 433 00:32:48,660 --> 00:32:51,680 Winter is coming and then - snowballs, but for now there are puddles. 434 00:33:00,860 --> 00:33:02,320 - Are you worried? 435 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,160 - I? Where did you get the idea? 436 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,160 It's just group sex. 437 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,340 - Hello. 438 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,340 - Hello. 439 00:33:20,260 --> 00:33:21,840 Come on in. 440 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,916 - We met somewhere. 441 00:33:27,940 --> 00:33:31,156 - And I keep thinking, Vera Vasilievna: do you know or not? 442 00:33:31,180 --> 00:33:33,860 I used to be a redhead. 443 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:37,236 - Khudyakova? 444 00:33:37,260 --> 00:33:38,556 - Bingo! 445 00:33:38,580 --> 00:33:40,056 - Do you know each other? 446 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,916 - Yes, sure. Vera Vasilievna She gave me so many bad marks. 447 00:33:42,940 --> 00:33:44,056 A thousand, probably. 448 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,096 - Less. 449 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,776 - I immediately recognized you on the website and I say: Misha, come on. 450 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,820 We still wanted try with older people. 451 00:33:53,460 --> 00:33:54,760 Shall we go? 452 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:09,696 - Masha. 453 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:10,896 - Yes, honey. 454 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:11,876 - We mixed up the dressing gowns. 455 00:34:11,900 --> 00:34:13,256 - Oh. 456 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:16,640 Oh, what are you talking about? 457 00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:29,080 - Would you like a drink? 458 00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:30,816 - I don't drink. 459 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,220 - Maybe you can Are you shy, Vera Vasilyevna? 460 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:35,580 - Just Vera. 461 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:40,040 Okay, some wine. Red. 462 00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:50,700 - A couple of wheels won't hurt your teachers relax. 463 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:07,116 - Masha, what kind of profession is this - pastry artist? 464 00:35:07,140 --> 00:35:11,640 - I make custom candies hand knitted and designer cakes. 465 00:35:12,140 --> 00:35:13,196 - Cakes. 466 00:35:13,220 --> 00:35:14,556 - What? 467 00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:16,220 - Not cakes, cakes. 468 00:35:18,140 --> 00:35:19,836 - Again I have a deuce. 469 00:35:19,860 --> 00:35:23,400 - No, it’s more likely I get a bad grade as a teacher. 470 00:35:25,980 --> 00:35:29,076 And why is this: chains, whips? 471 00:35:29,100 --> 00:35:33,760 - This is Mishka’s theme. He is our BDSM specialist. 472 00:35:35,140 --> 00:35:36,340 - What is this? 473 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,820 - I love sadomasochism. 474 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:44,000 - Do you beat women? 475 00:35:45,540 --> 00:35:48,860 - Why am I hitting? I'm fucking. 476 00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:55,280 Don't worry, this is voluntary. 477 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,176 - What is your topic, Masha? 478 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,856 - Mine is more prosaic. I just love being raped. 479 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,080 Yes. 480 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,796 - Is it necessary to rape? 481 00:36:09,820 --> 00:36:13,900 - No, not necessarily. But it is desirable. 482 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:25,800 - You know, you and I are sitting wrong. Not like a swinger. 483 00:36:33,540 --> 00:36:35,916 Well, now everything is in order. 484 00:36:35,940 --> 00:36:39,216 Yes, it’s somehow more convenient. 485 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:44,836 More convenient... More convenient... -Can I have some more wine? 486 00:36:44,860 --> 00:36:47,736 - Certainly. We still have cheese. Do you want it, Vera Vasilievna? 487 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:48,916 - Just Vera. 488 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,600 - I'll help. 489 00:37:02,940 --> 00:37:07,180 - Mikhail, kiss me. 490 00:37:22,420 --> 00:37:23,940 More please. 491 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:33,620 - Wow, they're fast. 492 00:37:37,420 --> 00:37:40,700 Borya... 493 00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:45,336 Yes, put it here. 494 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:49,120 - Don't lie down, but put it down. 495 00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:56,236 Borya, why are we with you? haven't you tried this before? 496 00:37:56,260 --> 00:37:58,940 Wait. So. 497 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,840 Here's to you, swingers. 498 00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:10,296 - Verochka, maybe you’ve had enough already? Faith. 499 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,100 - Borka, why are you so boring? 500 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:13,456 Get busy. 501 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,756 I don't know. Rape Masha. 502 00:38:15,780 --> 00:38:16,856 - Vera Vasilievna... 503 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,416 - Fuck you with with his Vera Vasilievna. 504 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,456 She lays out the cakes. Loser. 505 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:23,900 Is this how you feel weak? 506 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:42,460 Over the gray plain the sea wind gathers clouds. 507 00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:44,740 - Vera Vasilievna, maybe is that enough? Get off already. 508 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,860 - Don't interrupt the teacher! 509 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:52,316 Flying proudly between the clouds and the sea Petrel, like black lightning. 510 00:38:52,340 --> 00:38:53,356 - Faith! 511 00:38:53,380 --> 00:38:58,116 Stupid penguin timidly hides a fat body in the rocks. 512 00:38:58,140 --> 00:39:03,616 Only the proud Petrel soars boldly and freely over the foam-gray sea. 513 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,956 Storm! A storm is coming soon! 514 00:39:06,980 --> 00:39:08,316 - You’re here on your own, and we’ll go. 515 00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:12,396 - Mikhail, you can chain me up and flog me? 516 00:39:12,420 --> 00:39:14,600 - It will be done, my lady. 517 00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:25,520 - Borya... 518 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,180 - Yes, hold it. 519 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,800 - Bor, where are you going? 520 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,316 - Stand! 521 00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:42,860 - Bor, what are you doing? 522 00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:46,196 - Just touch my wife, swinger... 523 00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:49,516 - Borya, don’t swear. You're funny. 524 00:39:49,540 --> 00:39:50,680 - Where are the keys to the handcuffs? 525 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,456 - Jerk! 526 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:53,556 - An idiot and a nonentity. 527 00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:54,436 - Shut up! 528 00:39:54,460 --> 00:39:55,996 Where are the keys to the handcuffs? 529 00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:57,060 - Mash, where are the keys? 530 00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,556 - It’s in my makeup bag. 531 00:39:58,580 --> 00:39:59,936 - So bring your cosmetic bag! 532 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,516 - I forgot it at the dacha. 533 00:40:01,540 --> 00:40:03,576 - Sorry, Borya. 534 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,176 - Well, what are you going to do now? 535 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:06,400 Clown! 536 00:40:07,340 --> 00:40:09,316 Borya, Borya, don't, Borya! 537 00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:10,720 - Hey, what are you doing? 538 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,260 What are you doing? 539 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:23,416 A world without a loved one is the sun without warmth, 540 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:27,720 a bird without a wing. 541 00:40:29,380 --> 00:40:43,360 A land without a loved one is like mountains without peaks, a song without a soul. 542 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,916 - Let's call the locksmith. 543 00:41:03,940 --> 00:41:05,940 - We won’t call, but we’ll call. 544 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,556 - Damn, what's the difference? 545 00:41:08,580 --> 00:41:09,756 - Get the rags, poor student! 546 00:41:09,780 --> 00:41:11,160 - Moron. 547 00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:14,900 - We had sex, whore. 548 00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:32,840 A land without a loved one is like mountains without peaks, a song without a soul. 549 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,280 - No, this is not the end yet. 550 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,796 Let's continue and not get distracted. 551 00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:56,500 Waiting for us, I hope very interesting experiment. 552 00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:01,176 We have a wonderful married couple on stage. 553 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,216 What's your name? 554 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:04,096 - Elena. 555 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,096 - Max. 556 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,496 - Elena and Max, very good. 557 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,060 How many years have you been married? 558 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,020 - 17. 559 00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:17,100 - 17. 560 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:24,776 Well what we're talking about is how to keep love. 561 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:29,696 To keep the love alive you have to imagine 562 00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:31,720 what exactly are we trying to preserve. 563 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:37,036 Did you know that for a long time time together 564 00:42:37,060 --> 00:42:44,500 unique relationships are established between people and measurable energy connections? 565 00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:53,680 In order to demonstrate them to you, I will ask a few more volunteers to take the stage. 566 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,720 Yes, please. 567 00:42:56,380 --> 00:42:59,900 Come here. Yes, please get up. 568 00:43:00,380 --> 00:43:02,180 Very good. 569 00:43:03,420 --> 00:43:08,776 So, as part of the experiment we will put a special helmet on Maxim, 570 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:13,780 whose sensors will be read his brain activity. 571 00:43:14,420 --> 00:43:22,980 I'll ask our volunteers to take turns come up and put your hands on his shoulders. 572 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,756 And on the screen we will see a graph, 573 00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:31,696 reflecting how much a person feels safe 574 00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:35,360 is in a state psychological comfort. 575 00:43:36,100 --> 00:43:38,060 So let's get started. 576 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,496 - Thank you. 577 00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:02,796 You see, friends, years matter. 578 00:45:02,820 --> 00:45:04,820 Thank you. 579 00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:19,360 - So what? You're dumping me too like you decided to leave it here? 580 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,040 - Where is the phone? Crap. 581 00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:33,640 - Well, let's go. 582 00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:54,300 - Why did she look at you like that? 583 00:46:54,820 --> 00:46:56,680 What happened to you with her? 584 00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,596 - Yes, she’s still quite small. 585 00:47:00,620 --> 00:47:02,400 - I’m big, right? 586 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,440 - Just right. 587 00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:08,676 Say meow. 588 00:47:08,700 --> 00:47:09,636 - Meow. 589 00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:10,200 - Louder. 590 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:11,000 - Meow. 591 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,500 - You're a pussy. 592 00:47:15,780 --> 00:47:16,860 - Meow... 593 00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,860 - (barks). 594 00:47:22,020 --> 00:47:23,360 - What is this? 595 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:29,840 Fuck it. 596 00:47:30,540 --> 00:47:34,536 - Probably in the next life, 597 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:39,676 when I become a cat, la-la, la-la. 598 00:47:39,700 --> 00:47:41,276 - Anya, you’re completely stunned, aren’t you? 599 00:47:41,300 --> 00:47:45,260 - Probably in the next life... 600 00:48:04,260 --> 00:48:05,860 - Thank you. 601 00:48:07,460 --> 00:48:08,940 - Well, how? 602 00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:13,336 - In short, I'm starting a new life. Life of a kitty. 603 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,796 Sex, alcohol. 604 00:48:15,820 --> 00:48:16,976 Sex again. 605 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,620 You have to be drunk all the time and laugh like that. 606 00:48:23,900 --> 00:48:25,876 And give it to everyone. 607 00:48:25,900 --> 00:48:29,536 Just find the first one to everyone else say: 608 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:30,960 You are not my first. 609 00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:34,280 - If anything, I can. 610 00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:41,136 Kidding. 611 00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:42,720 I don't sleep with my friends. 612 00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,000 - Yes, in my opinion, you’re not with anyone at all. 613 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,480 - Listen, I'll go. 614 00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:58,960 Happy hunting, slut. 615 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:08,376 You won't believe that this bad girl did. 616 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:12,296 I poured it into my neighbors' shoes ink and laughed so loudly. 617 00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:16,116 January - I'm on a sled, she's on broom, we rush at full speed. 618 00:49:16,140 --> 00:49:19,540 I played on in February, the girl took an axe. 619 00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:23,696 In March we sang, in April we screamed, in May they did not care about peace and work. 620 00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:27,576 “It’s nothing at all” they imagined, adults - let them lie to themselves! 621 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:31,176 Just yesterday everything was fine Today you took it and fell in love. 622 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,976 Today you took and fell in love, took it and fell in love. 623 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:42,716 I'll be there waiting for you, I'll be there where you can always break dishes. 624 00:49:42,740 --> 00:49:49,240 Where there is chaos, there is bedlam. I'll wait for you there. 625 00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:17,096 Just yesterday everything was fine Today you took it and fell in love. 626 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:20,500 Today you took it and fell in love. I took it and fell in love. 627 00:50:26,660 --> 00:50:28,000 - Great. 628 00:50:30,780 --> 00:50:35,060 Gorgeous. So go ahead. 629 00:50:35,260 --> 00:50:36,816 - I thought, dad. 630 00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,840 - Stop. Why, dad is not at the base? 631 00:50:39,900 --> 00:50:41,480 - Get dressed and go. 632 00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:43,716 What did you want? 633 00:50:43,740 --> 00:50:46,316 - Hello, first of all. Well, it was a little bit of a deal. 634 00:50:46,340 --> 00:50:47,716 - Business? 635 00:50:47,740 --> 00:50:52,100 What, is the sauna getting cold again? Are the girls cold? Can't cope alone anymore? 636 00:50:52,980 --> 00:50:55,276 - Lena, you shouldn’t demonize me so much. 637 00:50:55,300 --> 00:50:57,896 I'm fresh, I'm sober, I'm even clean somewhere. 638 00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,896 - Someone will definitely appreciate it. 639 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:04,976 - How cruel you are. Okay, kiss Seryoga on my right shoulder. 640 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,480 Say: the king of vice has come. Beauty, fireworks. 641 00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:10,820 - Get out, I told you. 642 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,620 - Why don’t you like Uncle Lesha so much? 643 00:51:17,740 --> 00:51:19,860 - For immorality. 644 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:23,636 - Because he is the king of vice? 645 00:51:23,660 --> 00:51:27,460 - Listen, do you think it’s normal when Does a person have drunkenness and debauchery in his life? 646 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:53,056 - I try to test all new proposals, not only those. 647 00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:56,860 So don't think I'm not confused about meeting girls. 648 00:51:58,020 --> 00:51:59,396 - What's wrong with that? 649 00:51:59,420 --> 00:52:01,420 - No, nothing. Oh. 650 00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,616 - I mean, I'm not concerned in any way. 651 00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,640 - That is, you are not preoccupied. 652 00:52:08,180 --> 00:52:09,396 It's a pity. 653 00:52:09,420 --> 00:52:13,460 - Oh. I... - What about quick sex? 654 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:15,776 Interested? 655 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,216 - Do you mean short-lived? 656 00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:20,240 - Sex on the day we met. 657 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,876 And how it goes. It could be longer. 658 00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:25,600 Have you seen Nymphomaniac? 659 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,780 - Are you kidding me, or what? 660 00:52:34,340 --> 00:52:36,260 - I just love sex. 661 00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:48,500 - I'm kind of preoccupied. 662 00:52:49,220 --> 00:52:51,120 I mean, I'm concerned. 663 00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:54,020 I'm kind of worried. 664 00:52:55,020 --> 00:52:57,920 I mean, I'm concerned. 665 00:53:14,540 --> 00:53:16,780 - And what do you do after work? 666 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,320 - We can speak Russian. Let's? 667 00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,560 - I have a question. 668 00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:28,076 - Do you want to know whether I'm married or not? 669 00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:30,516 - No, I don't care. 670 00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:32,540 - Very good. 671 00:53:34,740 --> 00:53:37,720 - I think I can tell you about this. 672 00:53:42,540 --> 00:53:46,476 In general, I am interested in the field of sex. 673 00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:49,116 I don't want to be your wife. 674 00:53:49,140 --> 00:53:52,280 No wedding, just fuckin'. 675 00:53:52,980 --> 00:53:55,996 I want it right now go to a hotel, to a hotel. 676 00:53:56,020 --> 00:53:58,020 Make love. 677 00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:02,320 - Can you show me your ID, passport? 678 00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:05,520 - I don’t have my passport with me. 679 00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:08,540 - Must have a passport. 680 00:54:09,100 --> 00:54:11,416 - Do you think I’m 15 years old, or what? 681 00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,440 - Passport. 682 00:54:17,100 --> 00:54:19,096 - Your passport. 683 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:22,300 Is my passport necessary. 684 00:54:40,220 --> 00:54:42,136 - Anyuta? 685 00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:43,340 - Gennady? 686 00:54:44,820 --> 00:54:46,620 - Cool mouth. 687 00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:51,096 - Sorry, I just didn’t recognize you. 688 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:54,320 In the photographs you are a little you look different. 689 00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,376 Where will we go? 690 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,400 - To my home. 691 00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:07,976 - Right away? 692 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000 - Why waste time? 693 00:55:12,220 --> 00:55:14,380 - Only I don’t have my passport with me. 694 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:19,340 - We don’t need a passport. We're not going to the registry office. 695 00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:23,900 Hey woman, stop! 696 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:41,500 Look into me, erase yourself and be in me. 697 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:48,856 For the last time your water is in my window. 698 00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:53,420 The snow is silent, these dreams are unthinkable. 699 00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:59,120 They have no power over icy despondency. 700 00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:15,516 - Impossible with you. 701 00:56:15,540 --> 00:56:17,516 - Come on! Get out! 702 00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:19,756 What happened? Is there something wrong with your father? 703 00:56:19,780 --> 00:56:21,780 - Uncle Lesha, let's have a drink. 704 00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:27,480 - Let's have a drink. Let's have a drink! 705 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,760 - Uncle Lesha... 706 00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:39,320 Hello, what happened? Are you bored? 707 00:56:40,180 --> 00:56:43,240 Who is she? My mistress. 708 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:47,396 Yes, he brought me younger. Why, you can, but I can’t? 709 00:56:47,420 --> 00:56:49,760 I asked the question: are you allowed? 710 00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:55,000 What did you say? What did you say? 711 00:56:56,320 --> 00:57:03,100 What did you say? So you can? Don't hang up! 712 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:14,036 So what's there? 713 00:57:14,060 --> 00:57:18,020 - I want to lose virginity with the help of you. 714 00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:32,840 I understand that this is unexpected for you. 715 00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:37,360 Just if you refuse, then I'm with the first person I meet. 716 00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,140 But you are better than the first person you meet. 717 00:57:42,180 --> 00:57:45,080 - Thank you. 718 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:55,296 Listen, call me back in half an hour. I'm a little busy. 719 00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:58,420 I have a planned defloration. 720 00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:02,016 Well then. I deprive a person of his innocence. 721 00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:04,516 By the way, have you ever had one? 722 00:58:04,540 --> 00:58:08,420 Has she ever been? Small? 723 00:58:09,580 --> 00:58:11,380 Talk normally to me. 724 00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:15,880 Speak respectfully! 725 00:58:16,340 --> 00:58:19,656 Don't yell at me! Don't raise your voice at me! 726 00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:23,440 I asked you a question. Maybe I can, but you can’t? 727 00:58:25,660 --> 00:58:27,756 I already wanted to marry you. 728 00:58:27,780 --> 00:58:29,756 I wanted to marry you. 729 00:58:29,780 --> 00:58:33,900 And, by the way, I haven’t been a virgin for a long time. 730 00:58:34,940 --> 00:58:37,016 That's it, I can't talk to you anymore. 731 00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:38,220 People are waiting for me. 732 00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:42,676 Now one, then 15 minutes later another. 733 00:58:42,700 --> 00:58:44,700 I opened a company here for deflowering. 734 00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:07,140 Fine. 735 00:59:09,860 --> 00:59:14,080 What are you interested in? Classic or complete package? 736 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:18,120 - Paul... Classic. 737 00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:21,756 - Fine. Then let's go through the poses. 738 00:59:21,780 --> 00:59:27,760 So, to begin with, you are from below, I am from above. 739 00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:33,280 Then I'm on the bottom, you're on top. Then I'm in the back. 740 00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:40,700 And then we’ll see in the process. 741 00:59:43,020 --> 00:59:49,040 - Uncle Lesha, can you any other way? 742 00:59:49,860 --> 00:59:53,380 - In what sense is it different? How is that? 743 00:59:54,980 --> 01:00:00,900 - As if you love me. 744 01:00:09,580 --> 01:00:13,440 - No, I can’t. 745 01:00:13,820 --> 01:00:15,320 I don't. 746 01:00:20,180 --> 01:00:21,960 - Thank you. 747 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:36,440 - I couldn’t stand it. I knew it. 748 01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:39,580 Who do you want? 749 01:00:39,980 --> 01:00:41,620 What are you doing? What are you, a fool? 750 01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:44,120 - Freak! 751 01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:46,296 What, are you scared? 752 01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:47,580 - Calm down, calm down! 753 01:00:48,020 --> 01:00:50,200 - Mitya, nothing happened. 754 01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:51,876 - You see: there was nothing. 755 01:00:51,900 --> 01:00:53,496 - Old louse! 756 01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:58,420 - Unhook him, unhook him. 757 01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:01,740 - Psycho. Strangled. 758 01:01:04,540 --> 01:01:05,980 Let go! 759 01:01:06,580 --> 01:01:08,700 - Stop, Mitya! 760 01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:18,800 Neva-neva-neva-no matter, no pain, no thirst. 761 01:01:18,940 --> 01:01:24,556 Our mirage of yesterday will also die one day when it rains. 762 01:01:24,580 --> 01:01:30,040 Neva-neva-neva-no matter, no pain, no thirst. 763 01:01:30,700 --> 01:01:36,080 Everyone dies winged, giving birth to rain. 764 01:01:40,340 --> 01:01:42,200 - Mitya, what have you done here? 765 01:01:45,020 --> 01:01:46,680 Are you jealous? 766 01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:54,240 - Now. I was daydreaming. 767 01:02:00,900 --> 01:02:12,900 I pour, I hit the glass... I love light. 768 01:02:30,740 --> 01:02:32,780 - Well? 769 01:02:34,180 --> 01:02:36,196 - Nikita, thank you for coming. 770 01:02:36,220 --> 01:02:40,276 The main thing is to understand, honestly, I think it's yours. 771 01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:42,196 - Yes, that's what I'm saying. The material is interesting. 772 01:02:42,220 --> 01:02:43,076 - Certainly. 773 01:02:43,100 --> 01:02:45,856 And the main thing is that we are not talking about grandmothers. 774 01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:48,876 Money is true, I'm already tired of it. 775 01:02:48,900 --> 01:02:50,916 - Yes, you need to understand that there is no money. 776 01:02:50,940 --> 01:02:54,596 - By the way, such a thing in general, I, for example, I don't remember. This has never happened in a movie before. 777 01:02:54,620 --> 01:02:56,516 Truth, honestly, honestly. 778 01:02:56,540 --> 01:02:59,556 - You have a chance to go down in cinema history. 779 01:02:59,580 --> 01:03:00,480 - Yes. 780 01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:02,516 - We're friends, aren't we? 781 01:03:02,540 --> 01:03:03,060 - Yes. 782 01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:04,976 Well, shall we call you then? 783 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,216 - Yes, come on. 784 01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:06,976 - Let's. 785 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,116 - Thank you. 786 01:03:08,140 --> 01:03:10,140 - Come on, friend. 787 01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:14,656 - Listen, this is absolutely inadequate money. 788 01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:16,456 Who is he? What is he, DiCaprio? 789 01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:19,000 - I told them. Dead number. 790 01:03:27,660 --> 01:03:31,916 - And remember: relationships are work. 791 01:03:31,940 --> 01:03:36,976 So, let's consolidate some points, which we are discussing here. 792 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:41,716 We talk about how to keep love in the modern world. 793 01:03:41,740 --> 01:03:47,016 First, develop yourself. Always try maintain your partner's interest. 794 01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:50,456 Second, don't be together all the time. 795 01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:54,256 Give yourself a chance miss each other. 796 01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:59,236 Third, try to kill jealousy in yourself. 797 01:03:59,260 --> 01:04:03,616 Jealousy leads to secrecy and lack of trust. 798 01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:10,396 Fourth, don’t talk to your loved ones about that they are not interested. 799 01:04:10,420 --> 01:04:15,796 Appreciate your loved ones support them in their passions. 800 01:04:15,820 --> 01:04:19,876 And fifth, I'll ask you a couple of questions. 801 01:04:19,900 --> 01:04:25,040 Who has children in the room? 802 01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:31,780 Who would like to have children someday? 803 01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:37,100 Well, I'll tell you one thing. 804 01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:44,580 You can't have children in the hope that that they will save your relationship. 805 01:04:44,940 --> 01:04:47,656 The child must be conceived in love. 806 01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:51,456 The stronger the love, the stronger the child. 807 01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:59,400 Carlos Castaneda, who, unfortunately, rarely mentioned as a teacher, 808 01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:03,476 wrote the following: 809 01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:08,016 Like the conception, so is the child. 810 01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:11,496 And he didn’t mean the person’s appearance, 811 01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:18,776 and the fact that you are pawning his fate, his future. 812 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:26,396 If there is love between you, then your children have a significantly greater chance of happiness. 813 01:05:26,420 --> 01:05:30,316 And it doesn’t matter whether you are beautiful or not. 814 01:05:30,340 --> 01:05:35,200 Isn’t this the main thing? what we wish for our children? 815 01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:12,456 - Why are we applauding? 816 01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:13,780 - This is Nikita Orlov. 817 01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:17,640 He is the most popular actor in our country, everyone loves him. 818 01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:22,316 - It's clear. 819 01:06:22,340 --> 01:06:25,920 Well, let's pause for a minute. 820 01:06:29,100 --> 01:06:33,316 - Friends, you are watching the Rusong TV channel and right now - the main news. 821 01:06:33,340 --> 01:06:39,016 A charity auction came to Moscow with the stars of Russian show business. 822 01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:41,354 Of the 20 exhibited the most expensive lots 823 01:06:41,378 --> 01:06:43,856 turned out to be dinner with a TV star Nikita Orlov, 824 01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:45,796 which was sold for 100 thousand dollars. 825 01:06:45,820 --> 01:06:51,296 - You see, goodness needs to be cultivated. It will not appear in our world by itself. 826 01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:56,916 And thanks to this dinner, the children will receive what something that has been needed for so long. 827 01:06:56,940 --> 01:06:59,976 - Lena, we can somehow promote these children? 828 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,376 I have a shift tomorrow at 6 am. 829 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:03,376 - It will look very bad. 830 01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:04,576 - Are they really very sick? 831 01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:05,416 - Maximum. 832 01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:07,356 And please don't be late, okay, today? 833 01:07:07,380 --> 01:07:09,196 And also, you have a meeting tomorrow at 5 pm. 834 01:07:09,220 --> 01:07:10,680 - I'll call you back. 835 01:07:13,860 --> 01:07:16,360 Hello, Mr. Chief Producer. 836 01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:20,580 - Nikita, I only have for you one word. Are you ready to hear it? 837 01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:22,660 - Ready. 838 01:07:24,220 --> 01:07:25,620 - Chapaev. 839 01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:31,036 - Chapaev? 840 01:07:31,060 --> 01:07:34,736 - The anniversary is coming soon, 100 years since his death. What do you have in winter? 841 01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:35,800 - Nothing anymore. 842 01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:38,420 - Chapaev. 843 01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:08,120 - Welcome to the Turandot restaurant. Let me take you there. 844 01:08:22,980 --> 01:08:24,956 - Hello. 845 01:08:24,980 --> 01:08:26,376 - I'm Nina. 846 01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:28,400 - Very nice. 847 01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:31,236 - Please sit down. 848 01:08:31,260 --> 01:08:33,300 - Yes, thank you. 849 01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:42,760 - What are you working on now? 850 01:08:43,740 --> 01:08:46,156 - I'm afraid I can't talk about it now. It's a secret. 851 01:08:46,180 --> 01:08:49,620 - Please. I can keep secrets. 852 01:08:52,100 --> 01:08:53,800 - Chapaev. 853 01:08:58,700 --> 01:08:59,700 - Sorry. 854 01:09:03,220 --> 01:09:05,376 Oh, damn. 855 01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:06,800 I'm so awkward. 856 01:09:08,440 --> 01:09:09,516 Sorry. 857 01:09:09,540 --> 01:09:10,580 - Let me help. 858 01:09:22,260 --> 01:09:24,976 - Sorry. Thank you. 859 01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:28,156 - Nina, I’m sorry, unfortunately, I have not much time. 860 01:09:28,180 --> 01:09:30,360 - Yes, yes, yes, sorry. 861 01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:32,956 Let's have a drink. 862 01:09:32,980 --> 01:09:34,320 - Let's. 863 01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:39,900 - No, no, no, to the bottom. I insist. 864 01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:51,856 I understand that you are terribly busy, but 865 01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:54,196 I know that you are an amazing reader of poetry. 866 01:09:54,220 --> 01:09:56,876 Please read something you love. 867 01:09:56,900 --> 01:09:59,940 - OK. 868 01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:05,980 - It was a quiet hour, the surf was noisy at our feet. 869 01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:10,396 You smiled, saying goodbye: 870 01:10:10,420 --> 01:10:13,396 "We will meet... See you again..." 871 01:10:13,420 --> 01:10:17,200 It was a deception. And you and I knew 872 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:21,396 that forever that evening we said goodbye. 873 01:10:21,420 --> 01:10:24,936 I looked into the distance, full of rebellious sadness. 874 01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:29,836 A ship flashed, sailing away at dawn 875 01:10:29,860 --> 01:10:34,360 among the tender, emerald... 876 01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:08,520 - Hey, hey. 877 01:11:12,780 --> 01:11:16,536 - Don't be so twitchy, huh? you can hurt your hands, 878 01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:18,560 and they will still be useful to you. 879 01:11:20,460 --> 01:11:21,776 - Where am I? What's happening? 880 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:23,856 - Would you like some mint water? She will calm you down a little. 881 01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:25,880 - Go to hell with your water. 882 01:11:27,240 --> 01:11:29,720 So, well, I unfastened the handcuffs. 883 01:11:30,500 --> 01:11:32,416 Listen, you, come here! 884 01:11:32,440 --> 01:11:36,440 - How rude. But it's okay, I'll take you I understand perfectly well. You're stressed. 885 01:11:36,780 --> 01:11:38,380 - Are you sick? 886 01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:41,096 Don't you understand who I am? 887 01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:43,576 I have the president's phone number. 888 01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:46,616 Private. Can you imagine what will happen to you? 889 01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:50,420 - But you can’t tell him now call, right? 890 01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:54,776 - Hey, help! 891 01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:57,896 Кто-нибудь, помогите! Help! 892 01:11:57,920 --> 01:11:59,756 Help! 893 01:11:59,780 --> 01:12:03,160 I'm being held hostage! I'm a famous artist! 894 01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:05,056 Help! 895 01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:08,100 - Don't shout, please. No one will hear you anyway. 896 01:12:10,020 --> 01:12:12,480 - Well, of course, you're in love with me. 897 01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:18,956 Listen, Nina, I understand how hard it is - 898 01:12:18,980 --> 01:12:20,980 adore your idol 899 01:12:21,560 --> 01:12:25,316 lust after his love and dream touch it at least once in your life. 900 01:12:25,340 --> 01:12:31,940 I understand, but you and I... You don't love me, but an image. 901 01:12:33,300 --> 01:12:34,400 What is this? 902 01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:40,540 - I need your seed. 903 01:12:41,140 --> 01:12:42,936 - What, ...? 904 01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:45,016 - I want a child from you. 905 01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:47,040 And I need your sperm. 906 01:12:47,420 --> 01:12:50,896 - Oh... - Maybe some water after all? 907 01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:52,920 - No, thank you. 908 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:55,360 What nonsense. 909 01:12:55,660 --> 01:12:57,396 Why me? 910 01:12:57,420 --> 01:12:59,676 No, it's clear why. No, still... 911 01:12:59,700 --> 01:13:01,676 Why me? 912 01:13:01,700 --> 01:13:05,080 - It seems to me that this is obvious. You are flawless. 913 01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:09,236 Nature has created an ideal in your face. 914 01:13:09,260 --> 01:13:13,676 - No, I'm not ideal. I have a lot of diseases and pathologies. 915 01:13:13,700 --> 01:13:16,776 I have very bad genetics. 916 01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:20,156 - Here. These are all your cards medical for the last 3 years. 917 01:13:20,180 --> 01:13:20,206 Everything is perfect. 918 01:13:20,230 --> 01:13:20,356 - Here. These are all your cards medical for the last 3 years. 919 01:13:20,380 --> 01:13:22,380 Everything is perfect. 920 01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:28,140 - I'm gay. 921 01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:31,240 - What, really? 922 01:13:33,620 --> 01:13:36,616 - No, it’s not true, I got excited. These are rumors. 923 01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:37,216 - Fine. 924 01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:39,416 Even if you are gay, it's okay. 925 01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:41,440 - I'm not gay. 926 01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:47,736 Let's say I agreed. 927 01:13:47,760 --> 01:13:50,256 How do you imagine this? 928 01:13:50,280 --> 01:13:52,280 - I was waiting for this question. 929 01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:04,896 - Uvi Jonson, Sara Estlan in the film "The Fountain of Passion". 930 01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:08,380 -Which hand should you free? 931 01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:16,740 - Frederick Thornton. 932 01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:22,900 Emilia Svensen, Jogen Svensen. 933 01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:25,760 Priscilla Swensen. 934 01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:27,756 - Can I help you with your trousers? 935 01:14:27,780 --> 01:14:29,780 - No need! 936 01:14:31,180 --> 01:14:34,100 - Today it's hot. Isn't that right, Gilbert? 937 01:14:40,300 --> 01:14:42,900 - They play disgustingly. 938 01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:45,360 Well, why add so much? 939 01:14:46,580 --> 01:14:50,480 Lord, I can't this is to watch. Turn off. 940 01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:54,100 Nina, I can't do this. 941 01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:57,876 Without a living person. Please let me go. 942 01:14:57,900 --> 01:15:00,916 I'll leave, we'll forget about everything. We won't succeed. 943 01:15:00,940 --> 01:15:03,456 - Of course, I understand that without a living person is very difficult. 944 01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:04,520 - Yes. 945 01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:07,820 - But there is another way. 946 01:15:08,220 --> 01:15:11,400 Of course I didn't want to but apparently it will have to. 947 01:16:06,820 --> 01:16:08,920 - Come on, get off her. 948 01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:19,576 - I have nothing to do with it. 949 01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:21,836 There is nothing between us and cannot be. 950 01:16:21,860 --> 01:16:25,180 She kidnapped me herself and handcuffed. 951 01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:31,040 - What do you mean, you’re a bastard, or what? 952 01:16:31,380 --> 01:16:35,160 5 minutes - that's all. If you've done your job, go for a walk. 953 01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:43,260 - Why are you both here... or what? I won't do this. 954 01:16:43,620 --> 01:16:46,360 I'm an artist, not an inseminator. 955 01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:51,176 - Artist, imagine what this role is like. 956 01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:54,456 Everything, the end of the world, everyone died out. 957 01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:56,960 There are only you left: you, her and the glass. 958 01:16:58,340 --> 01:16:59,620 Nina. 959 01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:07,080 - Thank you. 960 01:17:18,980 --> 01:17:21,616 - Listen, let me give you some money. 961 01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:26,076 To help you, to make it easier for you. 962 01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:27,576 So that you feel like you’re at work. 963 01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:29,616 What do you call it there? Fee. 964 01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:32,220 How much does a shooting day cost you now? 965 01:17:33,280 --> 01:17:34,276 - A lot. 966 01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:35,880 - Don't break down. How many? 967 01:17:36,300 --> 01:17:38,156 - 100 thousand dollars, okay? 968 01:17:38,180 --> 01:17:40,076 - Are you crazy, or what? 969 01:17:40,100 --> 01:17:42,596 This is an inadequate price. 970 01:17:42,620 --> 01:17:45,260 Is this DiCaprio or what? 971 01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:48,796 - Everything happens. We didn't agree on the price. 972 01:17:48,820 --> 01:17:51,920 Let me go, I won't tell anyone anything. 973 01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:57,676 - Okay, deal with each other. Do you have an offshore? 974 01:17:57,700 --> 01:17:59,236 - Listen, are you sick? 975 01:17:59,260 --> 01:18:00,856 If you can't conceive, go to the clinic. 976 01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:01,716 - Maybe he's everything. 977 01:18:01,740 --> 01:18:03,740 - Nina! 978 01:18:04,140 --> 01:18:06,376 We can do everything, we can. 979 01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:08,376 - What's the matter? 980 01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:09,656 Why me and not you? 981 01:18:09,680 --> 01:18:13,840 - Yes, because I'm a freak! What, it’s not visible, or what? 982 01:18:15,380 --> 01:18:16,436 - No. 983 01:18:16,460 --> 01:18:20,596 - Igoresha, you understand... - Shut up! 984 01:18:20,620 --> 01:18:23,460 Of course, he understands ugliness. 985 01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:27,860 I've been with this my whole life. 986 01:18:29,480 --> 01:18:33,256 No, is it okay? My classmate I asked the teacher: 987 01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:35,116 get this freak away from me. 988 01:18:35,140 --> 01:18:38,440 And then ridicule, insults. 989 01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:41,800 I suffered. 990 01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:45,296 What am I? My entire family is in the male line. 991 01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:50,180 Should I bring you a family album? This is a ship of freaks. 992 01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:54,456 And I won't allow that my son suffered the same. 993 01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:57,500 Do you know how hard it is get through all this? 994 01:18:58,360 --> 01:18:59,856 - But I see you managed it. 995 01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:01,196 - Yes, I did it. 996 01:19:01,220 --> 01:19:03,816 That's why I went into politics that the women didn’t give me. 997 01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:05,840 There are a lot of us there. 998 01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:08,160 With a difficult fate. 999 01:19:08,740 --> 01:19:10,300 Listen. 1000 01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:15,616 I ask you as a man, man: 1001 01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:16,676 get into position. 1002 01:19:16,700 --> 01:19:19,980 And then deal with it... This is also like charity. 1003 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:22,140 - Well, I can’t. 1004 01:19:22,900 --> 01:19:25,556 - You're an asshole. They offered you money. 1005 01:19:25,580 --> 01:19:29,980 My wife danced naked in front of you. Come here. 1006 01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:32,860 Although no one agreed on this. 1007 01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:35,036 - What do you mean I didn’t agree? Whose idea was this anyway? 1008 01:19:35,060 --> 01:19:38,856 - This was my idea, but no one talked about striptease. 1009 01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:40,856 And you almost missed him here... Well, what is this? 1010 01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:42,736 - Come on, don’t just get wound up, okay? No need. 1011 01:19:42,760 --> 01:19:43,756 - Why? 1012 01:19:43,780 --> 01:19:45,680 Why, huh? 1013 01:19:46,060 --> 01:19:51,196 Well, here it is. Here he is perfect person. 1014 01:19:51,220 --> 01:19:52,156 Yes? 1015 01:19:52,180 --> 01:19:54,176 What did you say? Ideal. 1016 01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:55,336 Where am I and where is he? 1017 01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:56,996 - Drink mint water, calm down. 1018 01:19:57,020 --> 01:19:57,796 - Fuck your ass. 1019 01:19:57,820 --> 01:20:01,896 - And he’s right. you me I also glued it in the restaurant. 1020 01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:04,916 - Igoresha, I didn’t pick him up, he’s still lying. 1021 01:20:04,940 --> 01:20:06,176 - Is he lying? 1022 01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:06,576 - He's lying. 1023 01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:10,596 - Why insult a guest? He's not lying, you're lying. 1024 01:20:10,620 --> 01:20:13,196 You lie and have always lied to me. 1025 01:20:13,220 --> 01:20:14,856 And she lied that I was cute. 1026 01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:18,396 You only need my money. And you don't need a child. 1027 01:20:18,420 --> 01:20:20,020 - What? 1028 01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:22,176 Come on, get the fuck out of here. 1029 01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:25,856 - Come on, I took the direct route myself. I took it there and left. 1030 01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:29,916 She went somewhere, there, to her Mukhosransk, where did I pick you out from? 1031 01:20:29,940 --> 01:20:32,456 I took it and went straight there. 1032 01:20:32,480 --> 01:20:34,716 - Yes, you are with me all over Moscow. You’ll go naked, understand? 1033 01:20:34,740 --> 01:20:36,716 You forgot that you and I officially divorced? 1034 01:20:36,740 --> 01:20:39,336 And your fucking stable is registered to me. 1035 01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:41,716 And your sausage factory too registered with me. 1036 01:20:41,740 --> 01:20:42,860 Understood? 1037 01:20:43,720 --> 01:20:46,976 - There she is, revealing herself in the dance. 1038 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:50,216 Ska, warmed up the lustful snake. 1039 01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:53,460 Come on, come here. 1040 01:20:54,660 --> 01:20:56,676 - Take your belongings, and... from here, otherwise... 1041 01:20:56,700 --> 01:20:58,196 - So what, will you call your mom? 1042 01:20:58,220 --> 01:21:00,576 - I’ll write my memoirs, understand? About all your bullshit. 1043 01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:02,216 About your fake dissertation. 1044 01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:05,440 About our sex according to the lunar calendar, about your moron astrologer. 1045 01:21:05,580 --> 01:21:06,296 - Shut up, okay? 1046 01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:10,556 - And about your secret room with all the details and illustrations! 1047 01:21:10,580 --> 01:21:11,816 - Shut up, I said! 1048 01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:13,920 - Shut up, freak. 1049 01:21:15,700 --> 01:21:17,580 - Oh, I’m still a freak, right? 1050 01:21:48,060 --> 01:21:49,700 - Forgot something? 1051 01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:55,120 - Listen, you are sick, of course. 1052 01:21:55,980 --> 01:21:58,416 After all, you love each other. 1053 01:21:58,440 --> 01:21:59,700 This is obvious. 1054 01:22:00,460 --> 01:22:02,680 What ideal do you need? 1055 01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:08,716 After all, scientists have already proven long ago This Castaneda 1056 01:22:08,740 --> 01:22:12,856 that the child will be healthy, happy, and in general everything will be cool for him, 1057 01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:14,880 if for love. 1058 01:22:15,220 --> 01:22:21,060 I fucking envy you. I don't even know if it exists, this love. 1059 01:22:22,660 --> 01:22:26,560 It turns out that I am the freak, not you. 1060 01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:35,120 - There's a car in the yard, the driver will take you where you need to go. 1061 01:22:38,180 --> 01:22:41,500 - Okay, to hell with you. Where is this jar of yours? 1062 01:23:31,240 --> 01:23:36,280 - I love you. And I only want a child from you. 1063 01:23:52,060 --> 01:24:00,036 Handicap until six, come out, I'm going out to look, 1064 01:24:00,060 --> 01:24:06,480 And your mastiff dog is very cute, yeah. 1065 01:24:07,340 --> 01:24:15,236 You have freedom, Allen Woody himself will envy. 1066 01:24:15,260 --> 01:24:22,440 And Aston Martin too much will be whatever will be. 1067 01:24:23,860 --> 01:24:27,496 I like you, I like you 1068 01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:30,976 I like you, yes. 1069 01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:34,936 I like you, I like you 1070 01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:38,036 let's go for a walk. 1071 01:24:38,060 --> 01:24:41,840 I like you, I like you. 1072 01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:49,400 I like you, I like you. 1073 01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:54,396 - Excuse me, but what about sex? 1074 01:24:54,420 --> 01:24:56,420 - Well, it happens sometimes. 1075 01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:01,260 What about him? 1076 01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:05,836 - I mean, how can you do so much? years of being with the same woman. 1077 01:25:05,860 --> 01:25:08,576 - So you're talking about betrayal? Sorry, I didn't hear. 1078 01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:09,516 - Yes. 1079 01:25:09,540 --> 01:25:10,836 I'm talking about betrayal. 1080 01:25:10,860 --> 01:25:12,020 - It's clear. 1081 01:25:12,720 --> 01:25:17,376 We discussed such serious things here, but the question in the end is about betrayal. 1082 01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:20,900 So, does anyone have any thoughts? 1083 01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:23,180 Yes. 1084 01:25:24,220 --> 01:25:25,860 - Do you condemn them? 1085 01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:32,820 - I condemn everything that can cause pain your spouse or partner, 1086 01:25:33,860 --> 01:25:37,076 destroy the foundations of relationships. 1087 01:25:37,100 --> 01:25:41,556 Definitely infidelity can cause great harm. 1088 01:25:41,580 --> 01:25:46,860 And ultimately destroy the family. 1089 01:25:47,680 --> 01:25:49,360 Yes. 1090 01:25:51,440 --> 01:25:55,100 - But if your wife told you cheated, would you forgive her? 1091 01:25:56,060 --> 01:25:59,776 - I have never been in such a situation. 1092 01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:04,400 And I hope I don't have to. 1093 01:26:06,140 --> 01:26:14,676 But speaking abstractly, I think it means a lot to me 1094 01:26:14,700 --> 01:26:16,580 would have circumstances. 1095 01:26:18,540 --> 01:26:26,776 But in general it seems very strange to me jealous of stimulation of erogenous zones. 1096 01:26:26,800 --> 01:26:29,896 - Why are you so sure? that you will never have to? 1097 01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:36,776 - Sex for a woman almost always not just sex. 1098 01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:43,560 These are feelings, these are experiences, and most likely love. 1099 01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:50,340 But I was very lucky. Is it possible love someone more than me? 1100 01:26:51,940 --> 01:26:57,520 Well, friends, on that note. we will conclude our discussion today. 1101 01:26:58,340 --> 01:27:02,480 I am happy to sign everyone who wants a book. 1102 01:27:04,740 --> 01:27:09,976 I am very grateful to all of you. You are a wonderful audience. 1103 01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:11,620 Thank you. 1104 01:27:49,820 --> 01:27:51,560 - Your mother. 1105 01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:58,356 Good question you asked. And also showed off and sat in the most visible place. 1106 01:27:58,380 --> 01:28:01,856 And in your opinion, no one won't suspect anything, right? 1107 01:28:01,880 --> 01:28:03,256 - Well, yes. 1108 01:28:03,280 --> 01:28:06,116 And what's the difference? You're still getting divorced. 1109 01:28:06,140 --> 01:28:08,776 - By the way, since I have to talk to her, 1110 01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:10,800 If I get divorced, will you live with me? 1111 01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:15,536 - Don't know. 1112 01:28:15,560 --> 01:28:17,560 -You don’t know? 1113 01:28:18,520 --> 01:28:20,840 Exactly, you don't know. 1114 01:28:21,500 --> 01:28:26,460 Sure, get on top of me. And come on We will attract attention, of course. 1115 01:28:34,920 --> 01:28:35,976 - Let's. 1116 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:38,000 - No, let's go. 1117 01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:44,320 - Liz, you know I love you. 1118 01:28:46,320 --> 01:28:50,016 I just don't anymore I can hide this from you. 1119 01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:53,180 You know how much I love you. 1120 01:28:53,820 --> 01:28:56,476 But I can't help but tell you this. 1121 01:28:56,500 --> 01:28:59,616 I didn't think what was wrong with me it will happen again. 1122 01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:02,780 But I fell in love with someone else. 1123 01:29:03,320 --> 01:29:05,816 I fell in love with someone else. 1124 01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:11,676 And I loved her so much 1125 01:29:11,700 --> 01:29:14,916 that I simply cannot live without her. 1126 01:29:14,940 --> 01:29:15,920 No. 1127 01:29:31,020 --> 01:29:32,840 I'm home. 1128 01:29:33,960 --> 01:29:36,460 - I'm already leaving. 1129 01:29:42,160 --> 01:29:47,660 Can you imagine my doctor today? told me what an honorable death is. 1130 01:29:48,700 --> 01:29:51,800 - And what is this? 1131 01:29:52,820 --> 01:29:55,440 - Death during orgasm. 1132 01:29:56,340 --> 01:29:58,260 - OK. 1133 01:29:59,580 --> 01:30:04,536 - The doctor said that men take Viagra, blood vessels dilate, 1134 01:30:04,560 --> 01:30:10,220 and then bang - and they die. 1135 01:30:10,540 --> 01:30:16,740 Then the doctors arrive and they have to tell your wife 2 bad news at once. 1136 01:30:18,480 --> 01:30:21,416 At least I can be sure of you. 1137 01:30:21,440 --> 01:30:24,740 Listen, I have an important conversation with you. 1138 01:30:25,400 --> 01:30:28,636 - I also have an important conversation with you. 1139 01:30:28,660 --> 01:30:35,700 - Ed, will you bring me my drops? They are on the table next to the bed. 1140 01:30:57,080 --> 01:30:59,500 - That's not what I asked for. 1141 01:31:01,900 --> 01:31:06,460 Edward, this is Philip. Philip, this is Edward. 1142 01:31:07,400 --> 01:31:12,300 - Philip. Yes, you are French. Nice to meet you. 1143 01:31:13,660 --> 01:31:18,360 Why is Philip lilac? And why do we need Philimm? 1144 01:31:19,380 --> 01:31:23,296 - First of all, it's purple. And this is the color of wisdom. 1145 01:31:23,320 --> 01:31:24,216 - Certainly. 1146 01:31:24,240 --> 01:31:29,636 - And secondly, how many times have you Have you had sex in the last year? 1147 01:31:29,660 --> 01:31:30,936 One. 1148 01:31:30,960 --> 01:31:34,236 How many times have I practiced sex in the last year? 1149 01:31:34,260 --> 01:31:35,556 - How many? 1150 01:31:35,580 --> 01:31:38,876 -Are you a fool? Alone too. 1151 01:31:38,900 --> 01:31:41,420 Edward... 1152 01:31:43,620 --> 01:31:46,636 You know we are still decided from the very beginning 1153 01:31:46,660 --> 01:31:49,416 what we will always say only the truth to each other. 1154 01:31:49,440 --> 01:31:49,916 - Yes. 1155 01:31:49,940 --> 01:31:51,536 - So, I would like to tell you... 1156 01:31:51,560 --> 01:31:52,836 - And I want to say. 1157 01:31:52,860 --> 01:31:54,816 - Just don't be angry, please. 1158 01:31:54,840 --> 01:31:59,056 I really miss sex. 1159 01:31:59,080 --> 01:32:00,040 - I understand. 1160 01:32:00,820 --> 01:32:03,940 Please... I mean, I don't know... 1161 01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:06,956 - My body is designed differently. 1162 01:32:06,980 --> 01:32:10,016 I thought I didn't need him but it turns out that it is needed. 1163 01:32:10,040 --> 01:32:12,736 Please try to understand me. 1164 01:32:12,760 --> 01:32:17,240 Because if you told me that - I would try to understand. 1165 01:32:19,320 --> 01:32:22,180 And Philip doesn't help anymore. 1166 01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:32,480 - Philip. 1167 01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:36,320 Does he still dance? Dude. 1168 01:32:37,560 --> 01:32:39,600 Liz... 1169 01:32:40,540 --> 01:32:45,380 I can improve. I can do more than once a year. 1170 01:32:47,160 --> 01:32:49,880 - I think it's not about you. 1171 01:32:53,160 --> 01:32:55,460 - OK. 1172 01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:28,160 - Ed, listen to me. 1173 01:33:28,780 --> 01:33:33,176 I know I'm about to say something terrible but I want to be honest. 1174 01:33:33,200 --> 01:33:36,976 Because you are the closest to me person in the world. 1175 01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:40,300 I want to sleep with another man. 1176 01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:45,576 - What, sorry? 1177 01:33:45,600 --> 01:33:47,236 - Just sex. 1178 01:33:47,260 --> 01:33:50,360 - Just sex? Well, then it’s clear. 1179 01:33:51,300 --> 01:33:56,700 - I want, I want sex with a young man. And I think you should too. 1180 01:33:58,900 --> 01:34:01,520 - Sex with a younger man? 1181 01:34:02,120 --> 01:34:05,700 I don't want sex with a younger man. 1182 01:34:06,280 --> 01:34:09,580 And I don’t want to go with the old one either. Not at all. 1183 01:34:11,380 --> 01:34:13,700 - Then with a girl. 1184 01:34:18,020 --> 01:34:21,036 I don't mind if it doesn't threat to our relationship 1185 01:34:21,060 --> 01:34:23,036 if it's a one time thing. 1186 01:34:23,060 --> 01:34:26,300 - Why are you sure that will you have it for one time? 1187 01:34:27,180 --> 01:34:29,576 - It seems to me that I have no chance for a second one. 1188 01:34:29,600 --> 01:34:31,600 - Of course there is. Where did you get the idea? 1189 01:34:33,260 --> 01:34:35,536 - I don’t think he himself set up for the second time. 1190 01:34:35,560 --> 01:34:38,436 - Don't talk nonsense. Of course he... 1191 01:34:38,460 --> 01:34:40,436 Wait. He? 1192 01:34:40,460 --> 01:34:42,016 Already have one? 1193 01:34:42,040 --> 01:34:43,336 - Something like that. 1194 01:34:43,360 --> 01:34:45,360 - Like that? 1195 01:34:51,440 --> 01:34:53,460 Is he handsome? 1196 01:34:55,480 --> 01:34:56,776 - Very. 1197 01:34:56,800 --> 01:34:58,800 - Young? 1198 01:34:59,500 --> 01:35:00,800 - Very. 1199 01:35:01,280 --> 01:35:04,980 - Wonderful. That is, you will be arrested for pedophilia. 1200 01:35:06,720 --> 01:35:10,536 - If it's too much for you - I won't. 1201 01:35:10,560 --> 01:35:12,536 And this is clearly too much for you. 1202 01:35:12,560 --> 01:35:14,560 If it hurts you, I won't. 1203 01:35:22,320 --> 01:35:23,756 -Are you in love with him? 1204 01:35:23,780 --> 01:35:24,836 - No. 1205 01:35:24,860 --> 01:35:27,956 How can you love someone other than you? 1206 01:35:27,980 --> 01:35:29,980 - How nice. 1207 01:35:33,340 --> 01:35:39,000 Well, Liz, if you think that it will make you happier, 1208 01:35:40,600 --> 01:35:45,220 what will be better for you - I will be happy too. 1209 01:35:45,680 --> 01:35:50,156 I don't see much difference between your friend dancing Philip 1210 01:35:50,180 --> 01:35:52,180 and this recruit from kindergarten. 1211 01:35:56,660 --> 01:36:00,776 Especially since you say that there are no feelings there. 1212 01:36:00,800 --> 01:36:04,060 When is this rendezvous? 1213 01:36:05,440 --> 01:36:06,500 - In 2 hours. 1214 01:36:07,300 --> 01:36:09,080 - In 2 hours? 1215 01:36:09,600 --> 01:36:12,556 - How great. What Would you have done it if I had said no? 1216 01:36:12,580 --> 01:36:13,896 - I wouldn't go. 1217 01:36:13,920 --> 01:36:18,040 - You can’t do that, you promised. Promises must be kept. 1218 01:36:19,300 --> 01:36:22,320 - I knew you were a gentleman. 1219 01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:28,940 I love you. I'll go. 1220 01:36:31,320 --> 01:36:33,760 - I wish you good luck. 1221 01:36:38,360 --> 01:36:41,100 Well, Philip, you and I are left alone. 1222 01:36:41,620 --> 01:36:49,340 - It is impossible to hide under someone else's umbrella. 1223 01:36:50,500 --> 01:36:58,860 Birds are fascinated by the pouring rain. 1224 01:36:59,880 --> 01:37:06,580 Your tea table is strewn with rose petals. 1225 01:37:08,880 --> 01:37:16,616 You know, everything is not Yes, everything is serious with us. 1226 01:37:16,640 --> 01:37:19,120 Don't go. 1227 01:37:25,500 --> 01:37:28,240 Everything is ahead. 1228 01:37:36,260 --> 01:37:44,720 It is impossible to rise above the clouds... 1229 01:37:47,660 --> 01:37:49,360 - Have you changed your mind? 1230 01:37:58,920 --> 01:38:01,136 - Why didn’t you answer? 1231 01:38:01,160 --> 01:38:03,160 - Why did you get up? 1232 01:38:04,280 --> 01:38:05,896 - I mean, why? 1233 01:38:05,920 --> 01:38:09,260 - You said to wait downstairs and not go anywhere. 1234 01:38:09,980 --> 01:38:12,620 Maybe I was worried that she killed you. 1235 01:38:14,020 --> 01:38:16,660 - Maybe she killed. 1236 01:38:18,480 --> 01:38:20,860 -Are you tired? 1237 01:38:26,820 --> 01:38:28,960 Me too. 1238 01:38:32,080 --> 01:38:34,796 Maybe we can have some coffee? Will you do it? 1239 01:38:34,820 --> 01:38:38,820 - Maybe you can do better? 1240 01:38:39,700 --> 01:38:42,020 - Okay, I'll try. 1241 01:38:43,240 --> 01:38:45,580 As you wish. 1242 01:38:46,900 --> 01:38:50,736 Do you remember my friend Masha? I told you about her. 1243 01:38:50,760 --> 01:38:53,936 Masha and I went yesterday to that strange performance 1244 01:38:53,960 --> 01:38:55,336 which I was talking about. 1245 01:38:55,360 --> 01:38:56,936 It's called The Game of You. 1246 01:38:56,960 --> 01:38:59,556 I want you to come with me. 1247 01:38:59,580 --> 01:39:02,696 - Tatyana... - What? 1248 01:39:02,720 --> 01:39:04,596 - Put down the cup, please. 1249 01:39:04,620 --> 01:39:05,796 - What is it? 1250 01:39:05,820 --> 01:39:07,820 - Just put the cup down. 1251 01:39:09,380 --> 01:39:10,940 - Why? 1252 01:39:11,780 --> 01:39:13,520 Is there poison? 1253 01:39:14,020 --> 01:39:17,020 Did you want to poison someone? 1254 01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:22,420 - No, this is Liz's cup. Only she drinks from it. 1255 01:39:30,760 --> 01:39:33,460 - Did you tell her about us? 1256 01:39:38,240 --> 01:39:41,836 Maybe then only on and will he fuck with you? 1257 01:39:41,860 --> 01:39:43,860 - Maybe. 1258 01:41:02,440 --> 01:41:03,780 - Come here. 1259 01:41:09,000 --> 01:41:10,660 - Now. 1260 01:41:16,140 --> 01:41:17,680 - Go. 1261 01:42:52,680 --> 01:42:53,660 - Ed. 1262 01:42:55,180 --> 01:42:58,760 Ed, what are you doing here? 1263 01:42:59,600 --> 01:43:01,536 Why aren't you at home? 1264 01:43:01,560 --> 01:43:04,500 - Somehow I didn’t want to sit at home. 1265 01:43:06,460 --> 01:43:08,640 How did it go? 1266 01:43:12,540 --> 01:43:16,840 - I couldn't. It's not all mine. 1267 01:43:21,000 --> 01:43:26,760 - Well, it's always good hit the brakes yourself. 1268 01:43:31,000 --> 01:43:32,800 - What is this? 1269 01:43:37,400 --> 01:43:40,256 Did you get into a fight with someone? 1270 01:43:40,280 --> 01:43:42,280 - Crazy fans attacked. 1271 01:43:43,520 --> 01:43:45,476 I fell in the kitchen. 1272 01:43:45,500 --> 01:43:48,016 And I broke your cup, sorry. 1273 01:43:48,040 --> 01:43:50,040 - To hell with the cup. 1274 01:43:50,480 --> 01:43:54,980 What if you have a concussion? We need to go to the hospital. 1275 01:43:58,460 --> 01:44:02,240 - I don't want to go to the hospital. Let's go home. 1276 01:44:03,700 --> 01:44:05,860 - Are you sure you’re not lying to me? 1277 01:44:06,580 --> 01:44:08,620 - I'm not lying. 1278 01:44:09,100 --> 01:44:11,460 -Did you really fall? 1279 01:44:12,900 --> 01:44:15,020 - Is it true. 1280 01:44:15,920 --> 01:44:17,276 Shall we go? 1281 01:44:17,300 --> 01:44:19,300 - Let's go. 1282 01:44:20,580 --> 01:44:22,280 Do we have food at home? And wine. 1283 01:44:22,680 --> 01:44:26,240 - Eat. Everything is there at home. 1284 01:44:34,880 --> 01:44:40,380 Meeting love is a difficult problem. 1285 01:44:41,640 --> 01:44:46,300 The planet spins round and round. 1286 01:44:47,280 --> 01:44:53,020 The planet flies into the distance through the turmoil of days. 1287 01:44:53,320 --> 01:44:59,096 It's not easy, it's not easy to fall in love with her. 1288 01:44:59,120 --> 01:45:03,820 The January blizzard is ringing and the showers pour down elastically. 1289 01:45:04,920 --> 01:45:10,000 And the stars rush in a circle and the cities rustle. 1290 01:45:11,140 --> 01:45:16,020 People don't see each other pass each other. 1291 01:45:17,440 --> 01:45:28,460 People lose each other, and then not they will find, they will never find, never. 1292 01:45:29,060 --> 01:45:33,976 In love, another difficult task. 1293 01:45:34,000 --> 01:45:39,256 You find it, what if it’s false, false? 1294 01:45:39,280 --> 01:45:44,936 You will find a deceitful one, but in the turmoil of days 1295 01:45:44,960 --> 01:45:51,000 It's not easy, it's not easy to understand it. 1296 01:45:52,000 --> 01:45:56,956 The January blizzard is ringing and the showers pour down elastically. 1297 01:45:56,980 --> 01:46:02,220 And the stars rush in a circle and the cities rustle. 1298 01:46:03,360 --> 01:46:08,600 People don't see each other pass each other. 1299 01:46:09,840 --> 01:46:18,920 People lose each other, and then they will never, ever find it.